Show Me the Money - Queeny the Pugalier strikes again!

Recently my friend (Queeny’s owner) was getting her house re-decorated.  She was very excited about choosing new paint colours and brightening up her home.  After 2 weeks of invasion by a string of tradesmen her home was back in order, spruced up, fresh and inviting.  She was very pleased with the results.  On this fateful morning my friend made a trip to her bank to withdraw funds to pay her decorator later that day.  As we all know, quality work doesn’t come cheap so suffice to say the final instalment to pay her bill was in the hundreds of Euros.

On arriving back home, my friend left the money in an envelope on the kitchen table for when the decorator called later that afternoon.  She then went out for a leisurely lunch to celebrate with some friends. 

At 3pm she arrived back to meet with the decorator.  After a friendly chat and the obligatory ‘cuppa’ the decorator, satisfied that he could boast of a job well done, prepared to leave.  My friend then went to get his payment from the kitchen table but alas it was nowhere to be found.  On a frantic CSI style investigation of the kitchen, square inch by square inch…. A tiny piece of envelope reared its head under the table and a possible explanation dawned on my friend – had hungry Queeny been consumed with monetary greed?

Alas, over the next few days the evidence was indisputable – instead of a solid, brown, normal poo…. Queeny was producing piles of what could be described as ‘rice pudding’ in the back yard – truly a new definition to the phrase ‘money laundering’.

So the moral of the story is; if you are thinking of getting a puppy/dog – make sure you can afford it! (And always keep your valuables safe)

Guilty but can't be convicted through lack of evidence!